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THIS YEAR..
Abane Sinus naba Honayo.
Must Date Each Other..😓
Ama GeneratoR one Side

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Enough abt Matric
u Busiswa umithi
Niyabonake Zenziwa njan iytarring

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White parents : you depend on us ….

….
Darkies : udla mina , ulala mina , ugqoka mina

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The most positive men
are the most credulous.

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The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up
and punch yourself in the damn face.

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Tom Boys hate the
sound of Back to school

Phela abazwan nesketi

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A woman is more responsive to
romance when her stomach is full.

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Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit…
Wisdom is knowing that you can not make fruit salad with a tomato

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He he he he he have you seen the whatsapp and facebook statuses for january compared to December?
In December the statuses were…. Phez’komunye , tholukuthi Hey ,ngidl’imali yam (enjoying my money). Woza Dizemba, Bonus fever, Reja joy, Now its January they start saying …. the lord is my shepered, my God will never leave me alone, Jehova the provider. I know the plans I have for you….No weapon formed against me shall prosper; I command poverty out of my life, Jesus will make a way for me,

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WARNING ‼‼‼

Please, don’t eat anything at these places
1.Nandos
2.KFC
3. Chicken lickin
*without me*

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Whites: Can i please have the R50 i borrowed you last month!
Blacks: Usufuna lokhu ngilandelana nawe ngemali yam,kanti yini inkinga yakho?

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Bare ” schools are still closed but someone
already missed her periods

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[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples]
“Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet”
Me : Ncooaw

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I feel so sorry for women who get married to teachers..instead of finding money/coins in the pocket when washing their clothes.

They usually find chalk or list of Noise makers

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Oban labantu ekukhulunywa ngabo

o Bachelor no Diploma no Hambofa

obani kanye kanye…?

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