When she says she’s a virgin then you tryna
be romantic by licking her tits
then boooom!!! Tswerrrr Milk
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A touching Story:
A boy touches a girls hand,
and the following a girl touches the boys hand…
what a touching story.
😄😃😆😁😀😀🤣😂😂
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That awkward moment
when you’re buzy laughing with your crush…
and your nose decides to make a balloon.
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My kids passed away all of them.
They are going to another Grades.
I am going to Braai them all.*
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My Zulu Neighbour congratulating his Children.
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Have you ever looked back at the past
and realized you were such an idiot?
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If ujola nomunt okhuluma sign langauge ebese ubuya ebusuku uth uyangena nje endlin esath uyathetha nge sign umane ucishe ugesi ushone ekamelwen!!
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A successful married life requires falling in love many times,
but always with the same person.
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True love isn’t love at first sight but love at every sight.
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“until three only”
Boknoy: Doc, Magpapacheck-I’m up.
Doctor: why did the problem you kid?
Boknoy: I’m fast because I get tired doc. Then Kop or at first, tired to be tired or me. In the second, I’m nanlalambot. In the third, I’m not makagulapay. Qano should I do doc?
Doctor: whoa then you at first, stop you, kid.
Boknoy: not pwede doc.
Doctor: it’s good to you, kid.
Boknoy: not bnga pwede doc. NASA 3rd floor po I live eh.
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“Blacked Eye”
-Sa school
Teacher: Oh Felimon, bakikt may black eye ka ?
Felimon: Maliit lang po kasi ng bahay naming mam. Tabi-tabi kaming matulog nila mama at papa sa iisang kama. Eh, kagabi po ang likot-likot nila mama at papa. Parang lumilindol tapos tinanong ako ni papa kung gising pa ako. Sabi ko, oo papa. Yun bigla lang akong sinuntok ni papa.
Teacher: Ganun ba ? Kung sakaling mangyari ulit yun Felimon at tatanungin ka ng papa mo kung gising kapa wag ka nang kumibo, magpanggap ka nalang na tulog. Ok ?
Felimon: Ok po mam.
-Kinabukasan
Teacher: Oh Felimon, bakit may black eye ka na naman ?
Felimon: Sinuntok na naman po ako ni papa mam.
Teacher: Bakit ? Hindi mob a sinununod ang payo ko ?
Felimon: Sinunod ko naman mam. Ganito po kasi yun, kagabi bandang madaling araw sobrang likot uli ni papa at mama grabe lakas ng uga ng kama. Tinanong uli ako ni papa kung tulog na ko, di ako kumibo nagpanggap ako na tulog na tulog hanggang sobra na talaga ang likot nila tapos si mama umuungol pa tapos narinig ko sabi ni papa “im coming…im coming.” sabi rin ni mama “im coming, im coming too.” naisip ko maiiwan ako at di ako makakasama kaya nasabi ko bigla “IM COMING TOO DONT LEAVE ME” yun, inupakan ako ni papa.
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“Japanese”
Kwento ko lang. Nasa work kasi ako kanina breaktime namin. Yung kasama ko may dalang libro. Tagalog to Japanese dictionary, nag-aaral daw siya Japanese. Di ko maintindihan ang mga sinasabi niya. Kaya tinanong ko siya.
Ako: Ano sa Japanese ang Electric fan ?
Siya: (di ko maintindihan ang sinabi niya)
Ako: Mali ! Ha-na-bishi ! Eh yung, Motor ?
Siya: (di ko parin maintindihan)
Ako: Mali ulit ! Ya-ma-ha ! Eh yung, auto ?
Siya: Ano ?
Ako: To-yo-ta ! Last nalang, ano sa Japanese ang Kape ?
Siya: (nainis) Ano ?
Ako: Ko-pi-ko.
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Teacher: Whats your favourite subject?
Maria: Eversince i was a child my favorite subject is science
Teacher: Wow! Bakit science?
Maria: Eh kasi po hndi siya English mam.
Teacher: Siguro naman gusto mung grumaduate diba?
Maria: Oo naman ma’am..
Teacher: Kung ganon umayos ka ng sagot. Bakit science?
Maria: B’coz i really love to talk about heavenly bodies,
Teacher: Interesting, Anyway whats your favorite planet?
Maria: Mercury.
Teacher: Why is it mercury?
Maria: dahil sa Mercury nakakasiguradong gamot ay lagng bago.
-Nagtawanan mga estudyante
Teacher: (napipikon) Eto kapag ito hindi mu pa sineryoso ewan ko nalang!
Maria: Sige po magseseryoso na ma’am..
Teacher: Ok..if you will b’come an animal what kind of animal would you want to be?
Maria: Amphibian?
Teacher:w Why amphibian?
Maria :Because they can live both water and lands.
Teacher: (naamaze sa sagot ni Maria) Ok. If that so. Give me an example of amphibian.
Maria: A frog?!
Teacher: Ok, very good! Another one!
Maria: Another frog.
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Yesterday is for memories
Tomorrow is an imagination
But today is real gift
have a pleasant day.
Good Morning
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In My Culture. ☺
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When There’s A Ceremony At My Next Door Neighbours’ House We Don’t Cook At Home.
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Noma ungashaya nge Ass nema Curves kumbe ube Slender lesi Sexy blind, uma ungekho mnandzi awukho mnandzi. Ngisho nebuhle mine, nelibalala lelikhanyako, alisho kutsi umnandzi 😂😂 Ne fish ayikhetsi, ayiyi ngekutsi wena u Sexy kumbe ugcoka kahle, kumbe usebentisa i iPhone ushaye nge Brazilian, kumbe une Persal number nema pay slip, kumbe une moto or aw’nayo, uma k’mele ube Skotela se fish utoba ngiso 😂😂 Ningaboni bantu bahambela ek’dzeni nema Ass and Curves abo nitsi bamnandzi kumbe abanuki, yela! Kubi la outside 😂😂 Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Muntu umnandzi uma wena mudli umvile kutsi umnandzi. And kuba mnandzi kwakhe kuwe doesn’t necessarily mean utoba mnandzi kitsi sonkhe. So yekelan kubona tibunu nema Curves kumbe nibone Slender lesi sexy nitsi “Labanye Bantu badla kahle”. Li orange liyaba fresh ngaphandle utsi uyal’cata ulithole ligcwele tibungu phakatsi
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1990’s akajole wodwa
apartheid
ngala
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