You can’t expect your child to have a bright future
while u had sex in the dark while making him

Surname: Simelane
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Name: Mshini a.k.a Mshinilicious or Mshini the big dog
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Date of birth: 34 years
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ID No: Its a long story
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Sex: Depends on the weather but mostly its six times a day
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Marital status: HIV Negative
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Race: I hate Racing
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Health: Im fine, thank u and u?
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Home language: Im a Swazi but my dad is a chinese
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Other languages: i know all the languages so listing them would be pointless
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Hobbies: Dogs
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CONTACT DETAILS
Postal adress: Eskolwen next to Mhlongo’s Tavern lakugcwala khona tifebe
Highest grade Passed: standard 1
Year obtained: 1987
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References
Name of person: Nkunzebovu Mhlongo
Position: Uzalo
Relationship: My aunt’s great grandfather uncle but u wouldn’t understand

Iphone users be like:
☆
“I don’t care whether the face COMES in the photo,
But the APPLE Logo must come out

She said “swimming paul” instead of “swimming pull”😂
She must go back to primary school

Ever been irritated by an Unsaved Number
on Whatsapp??
..

You be like “Yey wena 078 watch your
tongue”

Busha: no sex today im still mourning my father
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Mshini: I know…That’s why im wearing a black condom…Now open your legs..lets have sex…let me pay the condolences

I wonder what people do with the time
they save in typing “K” instead of “okay”

Being attached to someone is not a joke✋
After they cheated on u…
You find yourself eating rice one by one for 8 Hours

Mshini: Im by your gate baby come out
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Busha: come out come out what!!!! Do I look like a demon ?

When she comes to see u two days in a row😑
But with the same panties

Mshini: Are u sponsored by nike?😕
Busha: No! Why are u asking?😮
Mshini: Your eyebrows