U don’t understand how hard it is to take selfies
when u are ugly
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Felimon: Kilala mo ba ang EX B ?
Boknoy: Syempre naman. Mga lodi ko yan eh.
Felimon: Talaga ?
Boknoy: Oo, bakit ba ?
Felimon: Magbigay ka nga ng mga kanta nila.
Boknoy: PATAKDA,
Felimon: Hindi naman kanila yan ah.
Boknoy: Anong hindi ? Eh, original nila yan. Ulol ka !
Felimon: Sige nga, kantahin mo.
Boknoy: PATAKDA ! KALIWA, KANAN, KALIWA, KANAN, KALIWA, KALIWA ! EX B GENSAN !
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“Ngayong umuulan,
ang mga lalaki. INN na INN na.”
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“Dahil sa sobrang lamig.
Kahit nakahiga o nakaupo,
nakatayo parin.”
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“Nasa huli ang pagsisisi”
(sad story)
Maria: Babe my sasabihin ako sayo
Boknoy: Ako din.
Maria: Ha? Sige mauna ka na ano ba sasabihin mo?
Boknoy: I’M SORRY
Maria: For What?
Boknoy: May iba na ako niloloko kita 2months na.
Maria: (tahimik)
Boy: I’M SORRY Babe, patawarin mo sana ako. Please set me free
Maria: (umiiyak) Ganun ba? Mahal mo ba siya??
Boknoy: Oo.
Maria: Ok. Pinapalaya na kita.
-Tumakbo palayo si Maria kay Boknoy at hindi na niya nasabi ang gusto niyang sabihin. Pagkalipas ng mga araw, mas pinili ni Maria na wag nang magpakita kay Boknoy.
“Dear Diary, ganito pala ang pakiramdam kapag pinapalaya mo ang tao na sobra mong minahal. Diko tuloy nasabi sa kanya. Sana maging masaya sya.”
-1Month Later sa isang Mall nagkasalubong si Maria at Boknoy kasama ang kanyang Girlfriend.
Boknoy: Kumusta ka?
Maria: Ok lang.
Boknoy: You look pale.pumayat ka. By the way, Gf ko.
GF: Hi? Attend ka sa kasal namin ha.
Maria: Hello. Sige attend ako.
– At nagmadaling umalis si Maria. At dina nilingon si Boknoy. Pag karating ng bahay niya, Diary agad. Hinanap.
“Dear Diary, Nakita ko siya Kanina. Masakit pala pagnakita mo yung dating Mahal mo na masaya kasama yung taong mas minahal nya. Kailangan kung maging malakas at matatag, alam kong kaya ko to”.
-Wedding day. Pagkatapos magsulat ni Maria sa kanyang diary agad niyang nilagay ito sa kanyang bag. Si Boknoy naman ay papunta na sa Church. Habang Minamaneho ang sasakyan nito, di niya napansin ang babaeng dumaan sa kalsada dahil sa excitement niyang makarating ng Church. Napabilis nito ang pagtakbo at nabangga ang Babae. Bumaba si Boknoy at tinignan ang babae. Nagulat si Boknoy ng napansin ang babaeng nabangga niya, si Maria. Dinala ni Boknoy sa Ospital si Maria. Nag-aalala na si Boknoy habang hinihintay ang doctor. At nung lumabas na ang doctor.
Boknoy: Doc kamustaa po siya?
Dr: Sorry ginawa namin lahat ngunit di kinaya ng babae pati narin ang sanggol na nasa sinapupun niya.
-Na shocked si Boknoy. Di niya inasahan na buntis si Maria. Tahimik at nagmamadaling umalis si Boknoy at tinungo ang kanyang sasakyan. Nakita niya ang bag ni Maria, binuksan niya ito at napansin niya ang isang diary. Binuklat at binasa niya ang huling sinulat ni Maria.
“Running 4Months kana Baby papunta ako ngayon sa Church. Ikakasal ngayon ang daddy mo. Ito na yung huling makikita ko siya kasi ikakasal na siya sa taong mahal niya. Pero hindi ka iiwan ni mommy baby kahit wala si Daddy.”
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Juicing is the best way to start your day,
take a deep breath and
make yourself a tall glass of juice,
Good Morning!
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It’s okay to not be okay, but please don’t let it overtake you. It’s okay to be sad for a while, but please don’t let it break you. You are stronger than the hurt. Please.
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JOKE OF THE DAY
Next Sunday when your pastor says Do your God something you never did ,grab the offering basket and run away
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To all those who go for HIV Tests every three months,
don’t give up one day you will get what you are looking for
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Never put Temporary people in the Permanent place of your Life, and don’t be afraid of Removing the Wrong People from the Right Place of your Life. If it’s your Life then it’s your Right. Be Bold to take any Decision concerning your Life. If they call it Pride, tell them it’s Class. No matter the Economy of the Jungle, Lions will never eat Grass. Even if Education is Free, a Rat will never go to the same School with a Cat. You cannot go anywhere with Negative people. Negative people are like Cars without Fuel and Engines. You can only sit in them, but they will NEVER take you anywhere. You can’t Change what you see until you Learn from what you see. Be careful who you Open up to. Only a few people Care. The rest just Want to have Something to Gossip about. Some people come into your Life like a Dark Storming Night. When the Storm is Over and the Sun Rises it Becomes a Beautiful Day. Make Beautiful Days in your Life by Removing the “Storms” in your Life.
May Almighty God be with you, guide and protect you in the hand of your physical and spiritual enemies.
Weak people Revenge, Strong people forgive while intelligent people ignore
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It’s not a matter of finding the right person
but its a matter of being the right person
for the one you choose to love.
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Don’t let time sneak up on you.
Enjoy every moment that you can.
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If you want to know your past,
look into your present conditions.
If you want to know your future,
look into your present actions.
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Sometimes you have to forgive & forget.
Forgive them for hurting and forget they even exist.
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Keep smiling, b’coz life is a beautiful thing
and there’s so much to smile about.
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Your Mom went to consult a female Doctor
.
Your Mom: Doc I have a Problem
my Husband wants sex all the time,
what should I do?
Doctor: Give him my Number.
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