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SON: “Tell me dad… what is the difference between
“POTENTIAL” and “REALITY”?”
DAD: ‘I will show you’
Dad turns to his wife and asks her:
‘Would you sleep with man for $5 million?’
WIFE: “Yes of course! I would never waste such an
opportunity!”
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would again sleep with a man
for $ 5 million?
DAUGHTER: “Wow!!!!! Oh… Yes!”
So the father turns back to his SON and
says:
‘You see SON, “POTENTIALLY” we are sitting on $10 million,
but in “REALITY” ??………

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Often in life we forget the things we should remember
and remember the things we should forget.

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Happiness is when you
see your Ex at the back
of a Van ..In a very bumpy
road

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when ur ugly don’t play di hard to get..
coz ur already hard to want

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You can’t blame someone for walking away
if you didn’t do anything to make them stay

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Don’t prioritize your friends over your family.
Friends come and go but your family will be with you
even when you’ve fallen.

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When you are in bright light.
Everyone Will Follow you
But when you are in darkness
even your own shadow will not follow you.

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May you follow your dreams and always believe in yourself.
Keep your eyes on the stars and hope in your heart.

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You find two people in a relationship and u get between them
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My sister why are behaving like a G-string? ???

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Mengase umzali wakho
angene ku FB wakho
abone leythombe ogovoze kuzona
kunganyiwa impela☝
Ne Cleavage sengath umnsinsila
wa plumber

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Sorry wena ofundayo
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Mbobo yokubhosha

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Nongoma be like…

Passenger:ekhoneni..🤧
Taxi driver:kunani ngoba kunomful ekhoneni??
Passenger:Yeah ehla uyogeza🤧

aibo weNongoma

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White people

Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number

Receiver : 0612569123

Black people

Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da

Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam

Receiver : 063

Caller : yah

Receiver 846

Caller : yah

Receiver : 4467

Caller : double 4 bani?

Receiver 4467

Caller double 4, 6 bani?

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White people

Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number

Receiver : 0612569123

Black people

Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da

Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam

Receiver : 063

Caller : yah

Receiver 846

Caller : yah

Receiver : 4467

Caller : double 4 bani?

Receiver 4467

Caller double 4, 6 bani?

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Physical strength is measured by what we can carry
and inner strength by what we can bear.

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