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Which other HIV symptoms do you know?
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Teacher:”Why are you laghing?”
.
Boy1:”I saw a trap of your bra”
.
Teacher:”get out !No class for you
for a week”
another boy starts laughing
.
Teacher:”why are you laughing?”
.
Boy2:”I saw both strap of your
bra”
.
Teacher:”Get out !No class for you
for 1month”
.
[Teacher bends down to pick up a
chalk]
.
and Little TC started
packing his books and walked
out
.
Teacher:”And where do you think
you going?”
.
Little TC:”with what I saw just
now,I think my school days are
over”
Period pains should also be rewarded with
disability grant….
Ladies can I get an Amen.
If I Still Owe You Money From Last Year;
Please Forget About It,
You Won’t Get It…
It’s New Year With New Beginnings!!!
When Your Voice Is Cute
But The Face Tells Another Story
I just heard this lady at Pep store saying:
” Even if i buy her a new skirt, she’s still going to fail”
Teacher: Class, give me a sentence.
Felimon: Mam, ako po.
Teacher: Sige, ikaw Felimon.
Felimon: Mam is beautiful. Isn’t she ?
Teacher: Wow ! Very good Felimon. Ikaw Boknoy, kanina kapa hindi nakikinig. Translate mo ang sinabi ni Felimon.
Boknoy: Si mam ay maganda. Hindi naman diba ?
Teacher: Boknoy, uwi! Uwi ! Uwi !
Panty ye lace is from size 26 to 34
the rest ama saka we orange
Boknoy: Babe, may regalo ako sayo.
Maria: Ano yan babe ? (Kinilig)
Boknoy: Hulaan mo muna.
Maria: Hirap naman babe. Bigay ka ng clue.
Boknoy: Sige, hmmm. Bagay to sa leeg mo. At yung isa may diamond.
Maria: Bagay sa leeg ko? Hmm, kwentas ba yan babe ?
Boknoy: Hindi. Hihi
Maria: Eh ano ?
Boknoy: Panghilod babe. Panghilod. Hehe Yung isa babe may diamond.
Maria: (alam na this!) Singsing babe ? Magpopropose ka ?
Boknoy: Mali ulit.
Maria: Eh ano ?!
Boknoy: Baraha. Hihihi
Girl: Hey. Don’t you mind me? Let’s weeksarry now! 😏
Boy: I’m not in the mood. I lost in earlier! 😳
Girl: I am lost in Chinese Garter, am I angry with you? 😕 susumbong kita later with my brother.
Boy: shhh… stop crying na libre nalang kita ng mikmik babe.
“Sabi nila LOVE IS BLIND. Eh, bakit nakita kita ?”
I don’t trust a man on a wheelchair
with dirty shoes✔✔
A woman’s cleavage is like the sun…
>
You can look but its dangerous to stare
Love is that ,which can never explained…
Love is That Which can not see the Religious ,Caste ,Rich ,Poor in life.
They ignore you now but they will need you later, thats life.