The ship is flushing
Priest: San Pedro! Saint Jose! Saint John!
It’s Maria! It’s Clara! He is. Lucia.
Chinese: what is that! Lubok the ship, tawak, you are still the passenger!!
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“I hope my partner, please.” Just like a broken electric fan.
To don’t look back on others, just steady.”
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He starts by telling you that you are SEXY. He then removes the ‘Y’ and has SEX with you. After that, he takes ‘S’ and start calling you his ‘EX’.
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If you don’t like me remember it’s mind over matter;
I don’t mind and you don’t matter.
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Sana sinaing nalang ako noh.
Para pag-iniwan mo ako, papagalitan ka ng nanay mo.
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I Don’t Accept Apologies Anymore.
You Knew What You Were Doing When You Did It.
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samina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
samina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
samina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
samina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
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some EX’s deserves the Mr Bones Greetings
Hlasela jwale ka Tau
Kokobela jwale ka duka
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Is it wrong to stop a taxi and ask the driver
“how’s your day”?
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Even if you can Write “Jesus ”
on the out cover of your books
If you gonna fail you gonna fail
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Hey, if you are reading this and you are feeling
depressed,angry, sad,heartbroken etc….I just
want you to know that I really don’t care.
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Swazi men don’t propose anymore…
They’ll just start calling u baby…
Then boom u are in a serious relationship
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[This is how u scare people in a plane]
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“This is Captain Ronnie speaking
Reporting on behalf of the crew
I would like to welcome you aboard Swazi Airways Flight 602 from Sikhuphe to Johannesburg
We are currently flying at 35 000 feet midway the borders of the two countries, if you look out on the windows on the starboard side you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire
If you look out of the window on the left you will notice that the wing has fallen off
News coming from the pilot says some of the buttons of the airplane on the front panel are not working so the plane won’t land safely
Please note that
This is a recorded message so it is not real
Have a good flight!”
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Since joining facebook
i have never made any spelling mistekes.
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Im in a taxi and the girl next to me is
texting her friend about how there’s an annoying guy
looking at her phone😅…
Luckily its not me
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Every girl is mentally dating a male celebrity
that doesn’t even know they exist
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