William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption
Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad
After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy
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The best way to tell a girl you love her is to sit beside her,
hold her, rest her head on your heartbeat, and stay quiet.
The difference between CAN and CANNOT are only three letters. Three letter that determine your life direction.
You know what’s so hard to find,
someone you can actually trust.
Some Girls Will Give You Their Numbers
Just To Increase The Rate Of Missed Calls.
SO GUYS DON’T FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!
Those Days When Your Parents Used To Call You
To Come And Dance For Visitors!!!
Anitshele u Nomvula
Aphinde ashiye u Nathi ngath se too
comfortable sfuna i album
phela thina
Funny Definitions:
Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk.
Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox.
Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets.
Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder.
Fashion? – Lungi With A Zip.
Hope? – A 99 Year Old Women Purchasing A Life Time SIM Card.
What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?
Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics
And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.
What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?
Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers,
And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There’s No Network.
Tlala ya January kae tshaba e bolaya di legend TSA Rena
Hurt him until he becomes a
motivational speaker on Facebook .
If you get this answer right,
I will add you to my account.
Who is that girl like to dance alone
with alcohol in hand and wearing no panty?
He posted :Girls tlogelang go rata Chelete lesa bereke✋
I commented :Boys tlogelang go rata nnyo lesena yona
Photographer: Hey Inday! want to have some photos?
Inday: Oh, I love photos and vevengkas and falitaws and somans and safens safens! I rili love kakanens…
Photographer: Oh! sarap mong safakens! Gusto mu bang putobogbog o libingka…
Felimon: best friend, are you nagpatuli?
Boknoy: of course, I’m more. Why are you?
Felimon: it’s not yet. I’d like to have it.
Boknoy: why are you tagpos?
Felimon: Yes, look at it. Up and down, up and down.
Boknoy: yeah. Let’s go with you.
– home went home to get to pay.
Felimon:Tay, May I have 50 papatuli I am
Dad: so, I don’t have any change, my child. In your mother. “wait, are you?”
Felimon: Yes, dad. Look, up and down up and down.
– she went to his mother.
Felimon: Mom, may I have 50 papatuli.
Mom: is there in your sister, I don’t have money with it. Are you tagpos?
Felimon: Yes, mom. Look at this, up and down and down.
– she went to his sister bathing in the bathroom.
Felimon: sister sister can give 50 pampatuli only oh.
Sister: all right, just wait
– out of the sister
Sister: so why are you tagpos?
Felimon: Yes, sister. Look at it, up and down up and down
Sister: you are still losing me.
Felimon: why is it?
Sister: look at this. Close open close open.
Joburg police arrested a bloke printing fake notes. Rands, Dollars & Naira. And guess what? The Zim Bond Note