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– are you two ghost? Because I’m two of you.
Are you in cash? Because I’m suffering when you’re away.
– I will never fall to you because I am floating when I see you?
– the little of your hand is small but you’re holding my world.
– my lovelife looks like you. Because it’s just like you are missing.
– do you know someone looks like you? You look like my future wife.
– my love to you like jackfruit. Langkatapusan.
Are you a horse? Because every time I see you tumitigidig my heart.
– I like magnum? I’m like magnumber one in your heart.
– you are always, haha, when I get annoyed with you I kiss you.
My heart is just cheap but because of you love it.
– are you coffee? Because you are hot hot.
– please check my eyes because I can’t see it anymore. See like you.
– are you tired of being you? Why don’t you try to let us be.
– are you sea? Because of palalim, I love you.
– I don’t care if you are fat, because I love you just the weigh of you.
– do you have a planet? Because you are my world.
– are you trishaw? Pedicabang be a girlfriend.
– I hope you are just a guitar for while I singing hug hug you.
– are you a driver? Because I want you to run my life.
– I don’t know if i am so good when I see you I’m crazy about you.
– I hope you are just a plane and the airport. For whatever happens to me is still your landing.
– isn’t your lip nilalanggam? Because the sweetness of your smile is so sweet.
– are you a bigbang theory? Because my world was formed because of you.
– I hope I’m just a plant for water for you.
– are you a doctor? Because I’d like to tell you what I feel.
– what kind of pen do you use? Because I can’t face you from my mind.
– can I reach you because my grandfather said reach for my dream.
– are you water? Because you are the biggest part of my world.
– I hope you’re not a month so you can’t leave me the day.
– are you medicine? Because I got sick of sadness and you can make me feel better.

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Shout-out to those who attacked and nangbasag my face before I go home 😡 you really waited for me 😑 10 you just joined me 😓 kick out here 👎 Kick out there 😭 kick up to the left and right 😢 strike a tree on the knee 😢 I don’t have any evil in you 😢 you don’t have mercy, fuck you 😐 I’m just walking because you Fuck you, I will make up to you, damn you 😢 remember that you have karma too 😭 you don’t die 😡 (so you read this much thanks because you read this 😘 just joke

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Real People Are 😂😂😂 BASOTHO

– They are mostly mine workers
– Co – founders of African hip hop
– You find them in blankets while it’s extremely hot
– Sotho women are so damn beautiful but their also Bitches too
– They prefer horses than Cars
– Sotho man Have Small 🍆
– Not scared to kill
– Witches 2

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Someone Out There Is Now Asking Your Bae
About You Like
“WHERE IS THAT STUPID OF YOURS”
And Your Bae Is Enjoying It….

But I can’t laug

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Kapapasok lang sa motel ng dalawang magkasintahan.
Sobra ang pananabik nila sa bawat isa, agad na sinandal ni bf
si gf sa pader at tsaka hinalikan. Halos maputol ang hininga
ni gf sa pagsiil ng halik ni bf. Maya maya kinakapa ni gf
ang ulo ni bf na para bang meron siyang hinahanap.
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BF: oh babe, anung ginagawa mo sa ulo ko?
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GF: Hinahanap ko kung may sungay ka…
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BF: ha bakit??
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GF: DEMONYO KA SA SARAP EH.
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BF: naku wala pa yun babe, tikman mo ang susunod kong
gagawin…
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Hinalikan ulit ni bf si gf, mula sa labi pababa sa leeg at sa dibdib
habang unti-unti nang inaalis ni bf ang saplot sa katawan ni gf.
Halos paliguan na ng halik ni bf ang buong katawan ni gf
at pagdako ng bibig ni bf “DOWN THERE” ay agad niyang
kinain si gf.Gumapang ang kakaibang kuryente sa katawan ni GF dahil sa kakaibang sensasyon na kanyang nararanasan. Maya maya biglang kinakapa ni bf ang ulo
ni gf na para bang mayroon siyang hinahanap.
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GF: ohhh babe…anu ginagawa mo sa ulo ko, bakit mo kinakapa?
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BF: hinahanap ko babe kung may sungay ka..
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GF: wow ha…dahil demonyo ako sa sarap???
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BF: HINDI BABE..AMOY KAMBING BABE…AMOY NA AMOY KAMBING.

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May isang demonyo na bumaba sa lupa at napunta siya sa C.R. May nakita siyang tatlong lalaki.
Demonyo: Papalabasin ko kayo dito kapag pinagsamasama ang haba ng ari niyo ay
15 Inches.
Berto: (naghubad na at 6 inches ang ari niya)
Kadyo: (naghubad na at 8 inches ang ari niya)
Boknoy: (naghubad na at 1 inch ang ari niya)
Demonyo: Nagawa niyo ang sinsabi ko makakaais na kayo dito.
-Lumabas na ang tatlong lalaki. At sa labas ay nag-usap sila.
Boknoy: Muntik na tayo dun ahhh. Buti nanigas tong sakin.