No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words “COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”. Some people say there is no difference between ”COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”, but there is. When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED! When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your wife likes shopping so much you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!
*Girl:-* I had s** with 4 boys and you had s** with 8 girls, but everybody calls me a prostitute and they call you a real man.
Please explain to me Why?
*Boy:-* When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a bad lock.
But when a key opens many locks,
it becomes a Master Key…!…