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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words “COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”. Some people say there is no difference between ​”COMPLETE” and “FINISHED​”, but there is. When ​you marry​ the right woman you are ​COMPLETE​ and when you ​marry​ the ​wrong woman,​ you are ​FINISHED!​ When your wife ​catches​ you with ​another woman​ you are ​COMPLETELY FINISHED​ and when your ​wife​ likes ​shopping​ so much you are ​FINISHED COMPLETELY!​

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If you want success, then don’t rely on other people
to do what you can also do.

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*Girl:-* I had s** with 4 boys and you had s** with 8 girls, but everybody calls me a prostitute and they call you a real man.
Please explain to me Why?

*Boy:-* When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a bad lock.
But when a key opens many locks,
it becomes a Master Key…!…

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If you want to know your past –
look into your present conditions.
If you want to know your future –
look into your present actions.

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A moment of patience in a moment of
anger saves a thousand moments of regret.

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Jealousy comes from counting others blessings
instead of our own.

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Jealousy comes from counting others blessings
instead of our own.

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Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart.
You can always get money back,
but you might not get your heart back.

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People always say to follow your heart,
but what they dont tell you is
that if you follow your heart,
it doesn’t mean there will be a happy ending.

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Out of all of your lies, I love you, was my favorite.

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I am starting to like you less because
I’m beginning to love you more.

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I love you when the sun burns bright,
I love you when the moon turns white,
in all the troubles my heart will become light
if I have you in my sight!

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone
who will take the bus with you
when the limo breaks down.

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English
• Something’s Fishy here
.
IsiZulu
• Khona okushaya amanzi lah

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😢Uyazi Inyama yese- Woolworths ngandlela idura ngakhona ungafunga ukuthi inkukhu zakhona zino-Metric

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