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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words “COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”. Some people say there is no difference between ​”COMPLETE” and “FINISHED​”, but there is. When ​you marry​ the right woman you are ​COMPLETE​ and when you ​marry​ the ​wrong woman,​ you are ​FINISHED!​ When your wife ​catches​ you with ​another woman​ you are ​COMPLETELY FINISHED​ and when your ​wife​ likes ​shopping​ so much you are ​FINISHED COMPLETELY!​



If you want success, then don’t rely on other people
to do what you can also do.

*Girl:-* I had s** with 4 boys and you had s** with 8 girls, but everybody calls me a prostitute and they call you a real man.
Please explain to me Why?

*Boy:-* When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a bad lock.
But when a key opens many locks,
it becomes a Master Key…!…


If you want to know your past –
look into your present conditions.
If you want to know your future –
look into your present actions.

A moment of patience in a moment of
anger saves a thousand moments of regret.


Jealousy comes from counting others blessings
instead of our own.


Jealousy comes from counting others blessings
instead of our own.

Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart.
You can always get money back,
but you might not get your heart back.

People always say to follow your heart,
but what they dont tell you is
that if you follow your heart,
it doesn’t mean there will be a happy ending.


Out of all of your lies, I love you, was my favorite.


I love you when the sun burns bright,
I love you when the moon turns white,
in all the troubles my heart will become light
if I have you in my sight!


Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone
who will take the bus with you
when the limo breaks down.

English
• Something’s Fishy here
.
IsiZulu
• Khona okushaya amanzi lah

😢Uyazi Inyama yese- Woolworths ngandlela idura ngakhona ungafunga ukuthi inkukhu zakhona zino-Metric