Everyday I view fat people’s pictures on facebook
now i no longer have space on my phone memory.
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Multiple births seem to be popping up all over the world, e.g [Twins, Triplets and Quads].
I think i know what’s going on here
The kids are afraid to come out by themselves.
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Teacher : wht do we call a person without hands
Me : Vest
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“There’s Nothing Painful
Ngokushaywa Amasende Nedi Bafana Bayatefa Nje”, She said.
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Her: Sokuphi bbes?
Me:Ngasesitolo, ngikuphatseleni luv?
Her: Kiss bbe.
(30 minutes later)
Me: I’m near ur home now come out
Her: awukakhohlwa kungtsengela loKiss moc bbe.
Aahh I forgot to faint
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Boy Friend who doesn’t buy you shoes ,
Bra’s ,clothes and panties
has no rights to take them off.
Ladies please share!
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Tell You What my sister
Ur BF Doesn’t Really Hate Makeups And Brazilians He just Cant Afford…
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Felimon: Bess, what’s your secret, why are you healthy?
Boknoy: simple, best friend.
Felimon: what?
Boknoy: in the morning, milk. In noon fruit.
Felimon: how about the night, best friend?
Boknoy: so it’s a hole.
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Boy : I’m likes you
Girl : HAHAHAHAHA
Boy : What are the funny?
Girl : Wrong grammar.
Boy : Am I not wrong gramming,
what do you think of me I’m not graduation !
Girl : tangina mo !
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I don’t accept friend request anymore..
The remaining space is for
Bae’s family n people from his village
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Why Do You Worry About A Guy
Hitting On Your GF If You Can just
Chaw His Mom In His Room Anye
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-Word: Kalabasa
Felimon: Pagkain?
Boknoy: Oo
Felimon: Ahm. Gulay?
Boknoy: Oo
Felimon: Nasa bahay kubo?
Boknoy: Oo!! Oo!!
Felimon: Singkamas?
Boknoy: Hindi
Felimon: Talong?
Boknoy: Hindi
Felimon: Sigarilias?
Boknoy: Hindi
Felimon: Mani?
Boknoy: Hindi
Felimon: Sitaw?
Boknoy: Hindi
Felimon: Bataw,patani?
Boknoy: Hindi.
Felimon: Kundol,patula?
Boknoy: Hindi.
Felimon: Opo?
Boknoy: Hindi
Felimon: Tangina ! PASS !
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Boknoy, drunk walking on the way, and he heard a roar of evil.
Boknoy: hey monsters! Go out there!
Aswang: Shizuka! Time! Time!
Boknoy: Ah! You don’t want to go out because you’re ugly! Ugly!
– dinagit dinagit the creature and brought it into his den!
Next night. Boknoy is drunk again.
Boknoy: hey monsters! I’m here!
Monsters: I don’t want anymore!
Boknoy: Why!
Monsters: it’s huge of you! I can’t!
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– in the jeep
Boknoy: Bro, are we not going to leave?
Driver: not yet.
Boknoy: we’re almost an hour here, huh!
Driver: no one else is empty!
Boknoy: so what do you think of me? Soup!
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any position. Just come in. That’s how to work.”
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You can wake up and say
“Good Morning,
God”
or
“Good God, it’s morning”
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