Everyday I view fat people’s pictures on facebook
now i no longer have space on my phone memory.
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Multiple births seem to be popping up all over the world, e.g [Twins, Triplets and Quads].
I think i know what’s going on here
The kids are afraid to come out by themselves.
Teacher : wht do we call a person without hands
Me : Vest
“There’s Nothing Painful
Ngokushaywa Amasende Nedi Bafana Bayatefa Nje”, She said.
Her: Sokuphi bbes?
Me:Ngasesitolo, ngikuphatseleni luv?
Her: Kiss bbe.
(30 minutes later)
Me: I’m near ur home now come out
Her: awukakhohlwa kungtsengela loKiss moc bbe.
Aahh I forgot to faint
Boy Friend who doesn’t buy you shoes ,
Bra’s ,clothes and panties
has no rights to take them off.
Ladies please share!
Tell You What my sister
Ur BF Doesn’t Really Hate Makeups And Brazilians He just Cant Afford…
Felimon: Bess, what’s your secret, why are you healthy?
Boknoy: simple, best friend.
Felimon: what?
Boknoy: in the morning, milk. In noon fruit.
Felimon: how about the night, best friend?
Boknoy: so it’s a hole.
Boy : I’m likes you
Girl : HAHAHAHAHA
Boy : What are the funny?
Girl : Wrong grammar.
Boy : Am I not wrong gramming,
what do you think of me I’m not graduation !
Girl : tangina mo !
I don’t accept friend request anymore..
The remaining space is for
Bae’s family n people from his village
Why Do You Worry About A Guy
Hitting On Your GF If You Can just
Chaw His Mom In His Room Anye
-Word: Kalabasa
Felimon: Pagkain?
Boknoy: Oo
Felimon: Ahm. Gulay?
Boknoy: Oo
Felimon: Nasa bahay kubo?
Boknoy: Oo!! Oo!!
Felimon: Singkamas?
Boknoy: Hindi
Felimon: Talong?
Boknoy: Hindi
Felimon: Sigarilias?
Boknoy: Hindi
Felimon: Mani?
Boknoy: Hindi
Felimon: Sitaw?
Boknoy: Hindi
Felimon: Bataw,patani?
Boknoy: Hindi.
Felimon: Kundol,patula?
Boknoy: Hindi.
Felimon: Opo?
Boknoy: Hindi
Felimon: Tangina ! PASS !
Boknoy, drunk walking on the way, and he heard a roar of evil.
Boknoy: hey monsters! Go out there!
Aswang: Shizuka! Time! Time!
Boknoy: Ah! You don’t want to go out because you’re ugly! Ugly!
– dinagit dinagit the creature and brought it into his den!
Next night. Boknoy is drunk again.
Boknoy: hey monsters! I’m here!
Monsters: I don’t want anymore!
Boknoy: Why!
Monsters: it’s huge of you! I can’t!
– in the jeep
Boknoy: Bro, are we not going to leave?
Driver: not yet.
Boknoy: we’re almost an hour here, huh!
Driver: no one else is empty!
Boknoy: so what do you think of me? Soup!
any position. Just come in. That’s how to work.”
You can wake up and say
“Good Morning,
God”
or
“Good God, it’s morning”