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Ako si Butchok, 12 years old. May kapatid akong si Jeje 2months palang siya. Since na pinanganak si Jeje ay nawala na ang atensyon ni mama at ni papa sakin. Minsan nalang nila akong kinakausap at minsan nalang nila akong nilalambing. Sa totoo lang nagseselos po ako sa aking kapatid. Minsan inaaway ko siya at pinapaiyak. Pero ako parin ang pinapagalitan ni mama at papa. Kaya isang araw, habang mahimbing na natutulog si mama ay pinahiran ko ng lason na nakakamatay ang dalawang nipol ni mama. Para pag dumede si Jeje sa kanya ay mamatay si Jeje. Kinaumagahan, laking gulat naming lahat ng malaman naming namatay ang aming driver.



Felimon: Bess, tulungan mo naman ako.
Boknoy: Babae na naman ? Alam mo bess. Ang babae nandyan lang yan. Simplehan mo lang. Hayaan mo sila.
Felimon: Bess naman eh.
Boknoy: Bakit ? Ano ba problema mo ?
Felimon: Pakitranslate naman ng sasabihin ko.
Boknoy: Sige, whats that ?
Felimon: Panget ba ako ? Kapalit-palit ba ako ?
Boknoy: Im ugly ? Im exchange gift ?

Don’t feel bad if people remember you only when they need you.
Feel privileged that you are like a candle
that comes to their mind when there is darkness!
Good Morning

He wrote “human bins”instead of Human Beems.
Should I dump him ?


A man bought his wife 3 white panties on her birthday and the wife says haibo hubby why u bought me only white panties you want people to say that i dont change panties?

Being unemployed its hard ThOo..
Even when Kids Didn’t Flush The Toilet..
They Will Say Its You…


Being unemployed its hard ThOo..
Even when Kids Didn’t Flush The Toilet..
They Will Say Its You…


Mosadi o fiwa bank card
le wrong pin gore gae block’a fela..
a fiwe dimpama

The best time to do something worthwhile is
between yesterday and tomorrow.

I love you more today than I did yesterday,
but not as much as I will tomorow.


Sometimes its easier to say that you dont care
than to explain all the reasons why you still do.


I can talk to hundreds of people in one day,
but none of them compare to the smile
you can give me in one minute.

Please tell me you will remember,
no matter how much I do wrong,
that I had the best of intentions all along.


It takes years to build friendship,
years more to build love and only seconds to throw it all away.

You never know when life will Start
giving you what you want hope for the best

I’m Not Good At Translations But I’m Sure; “Ubheda Kakhulu” Is “You Better And Cool”.