A house girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam ask her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased…
*House girl:I can cook better than u
*Madam:Who told u that?
*House girl:Ur husband told me.
*Madam: OK second reason….!
*House maid:I can iron better than u.
*Madam:Who told u that?
*House girl:Ur husband told me.
*Madam:OK,last reason.
*House girl:I’m also better than u in bed(Madam got furious, grabbed a stick to smash her head)
*Madam:Did my husband say that?
*House girl:No,the driver told me I’m better than u in bed.
*Madam:Shhhh!Lower ur voice please! I will increase ur salary immediately. You’re such a hard working girl.
Kadyo: man, do you know my dog’s intelligence.
Berto: really man? How did you say?
Kadyo: since yesterday was my neighbor asked him. 2 + 2 said. Then, he bark at four times.
Berto: is it good?
Kadyo: but there’s a problem, buddy.
Berto: oh why?
Kadyo: my neighbor asked him again 2 MILLION + 2 million. Until now, still bark. I haven’t eaten anything yet.
your troop, there is your side when you need something. There is your side when you have a problem. There is right beside you in the bullshit. But none of your side when you have a opponent. Because he is there in your opponent. Nakikipagpatayan for you.”
