People who studied psychology are a problem……
Like u could just sneeze and they’ll be like,
“It’s because ur father was a thief

Did You Know?
In FIFA If the black Guy
wins the ball , commentators are Like, “He
steals the ball from the opponent..”,
but the
white guy they be Like, “what a Great
tackle.”

Have u seen those posts
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If u don’t type “AMEN”, u won’t see the next morning😐
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And i saw it last week..Even today im still breathing and updating my status

Sometimes u have to wear your girlfriend’s panty
just to show other girls that u are taken

You have been single throughout last year
and one week to Valentine u fall in love💏
My brother be wise the devil want to
mess with your bank account

Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”

Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”

Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”

I come from a tough neighbourhood.
One day a thief pulled a knife on me
but i knew he wasn’t a professional
coz the knife had butter on it.

pain is when you sitting with your girlfriend than this advert ”
my ex never got lost, he always finds right spot”
plays on TV and she says babes this is my favourite advert

Valentine’s day is around the corner,
surprise your girlfriend by
introducing her to your wife

Dating a short girl is good.
Until you take her 2 church⛪⛲
and the ushers drag her
2 children’s section

I’m Forced To Laugh At My Uncle’s Lame Jokes
So That He Can Give Me Money!!!

I Can Kill Cape Town People By Just Showing Them
One Litre Of Water!!!