Sub Categories

can i check your pockets i think you stole my heart!



Teacher : class, can anyone of you tell me
the meaning of the word POSITIVE?
Peter; lts when you have got HIV


Boss: Phuthi!!!
Me: Yes basi.
Boss: Unuka insango yindaba?
Me: Kungoba lemali ongiholela yona
incane kabi I can’t afford Cocaine..

Kuthiwa abantu aba left handed nxa bephenduka
belele bayavuka baphume phandle
abuye eselala ngomunye umhlubulo.
How far true?


Chiwengwa: Ekuhle ngekhaya
Tshuma: Ngubani ?
Chiwengwa: Vice President, Deputy Comander of Defence Force,Minister of War Vets , Retired General, Cde Constantino Guvheya Dominic Nyikadzino Chiwenga, singene.
Tshuma : liyangena ngaphi ngobunengi benu lobo 😭😭😭😭 hlalani phandle


Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day,
which must be done, whether you like it or not
Good Morning

The best things in life are free like
Love, Respect, Patience and Kindness.

There are hundreds of languages …
but a smile speaks them all.


Biggest mistake ever is thinking with your heart
and feeling with your mind.
Things aren’t supposed to work this way.


Otlare o Jela Motho boyfriend kgane Girlfriend Ya gage said
“Moje Bae plus wa Phapha oo!!

Go tsena skolo ko magaeng gwa lapisa yong le tlare le le busy le kwala di notes kgomo ebe e tsena ka mo classeng e latswa chalk board!!!


When a white man creates a smartphone with video call, it is technology, but when your grandmother from a village uses a mirror to see you when you are in Gauteng its witchcraft…

Waiting for pregnancy test result nd u keep singing silence
“Jehova retsepile wena” as
if u hv forgotten Omunye phez komunye