Ngithe sengiwuhlubile ubhanana 🍌 etekisini, uma ngiphakamisa amehlo nasi i-sticker esibhalwe: “Musa ukudla emotweni njengemfene.”
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Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩
Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”
Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.
Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.
Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.
Ge Reka Bona Ore Emela Ka Moka Re Reka Pele Makuleng,Setxe Re Tseba Gore O Tlile Go Dirang.
Baby Daddy Ke Baby Daddy O Kano Mo Founela Le Ka 1am Wa Mmotxa Gore Ngwana Ne a Lla Mara Nou O Homotxe..
Dating usisi wakwaNongoma akuyona inkinga, inkinga iqala lapho esecobhoza i-pizza kwi-juice.
Maye babo! 😳
Ufike uphe umuntu i-lift, nisahamba kanjalo nihlangane neMercedes AMG umuzwe esethi: “Uyabona-ke, nazi imoto zangempela!” 😕
Ugogo ubuya engadini, usifica sibuka Channel O kudlala ingoma Ibhanoyi. Usethi-ke: “Hawu! Ngesikhathi sezindaba nithengelana amabhanoyi! Vula u-SABC 1, Njabulo.”
Bese kuba khona le mpama 👋 engadingi ubuyisele, 😭 efuna nje ubuye nge-van yamaphoyisa 🚔 ususike iphiko, uqhamuke usumkhomba ngo-seven 👉🏼 lo okushayile.
Lapho engabona khona ukuth ungubambo lwami, sobabili sathi: “Goodnight babe.” kanti sisazohlangana futhi eNembula. 😍
Wabhodla 🤢 uSisi 👩🏻 wase-Ladies House 🏛 etekisini, 🚐 salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” 👏🏻 Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”
Sisale sibambe ongezansi. 🤔
Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.
Uma kuliwa kwi-relationship, ubokwazi ukuthi yilona omnyama onochuku, badelela kabi o-tonight.
“Ngizokuthanda kuze kubuye uJesu.”
Nivele nihlukane 💔 kungakabuyi ngisho umalume oseGoli.
Mosadi Wamo Thusa Ka Women On Top Chief,O Skano Patlama Nkare Oka Fase Ga Koloi
Nagana Go Fisa So,O Imelwa Ke Mpa Ya Go Ganiwa