Ngithe sengiwuhlubile ubhanana 🍌 etekisini, uma ngiphakamisa amehlo nasi i-sticker esibhalwe: “Musa ukudla emotweni njengemfene.”

Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩

Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”

Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.

Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.

Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.

Dating usisi wakwaNongoma akuyona inkinga, inkinga iqala lapho esecobhoza i-pizza kwi-juice.

Maye babo! 😳

Ufike uphe umuntu i-lift, nisahamba kanjalo nihlangane neMercedes AMG umuzwe esethi: “Uyabona-ke, nazi imoto zangempela!” 😕

Ugogo ubuya engadini, usifica sibuka Channel O kudlala ingoma Ibhanoyi. Usethi-ke: “Hawu! Ngesikhathi sezindaba nithengelana amabhanoyi! Vula u-SABC 1, Njabulo.”

Bese kuba khona le mpama 👋 engadingi ubuyisele, 😭 efuna nje ubuye nge-van yamaphoyisa 🚔 ususike iphiko, uqhamuke usumkhomba ngo-seven 👉🏼 lo okushayile.

Lapho engabona khona ukuth ungubambo lwami, sobabili sathi: “Goodnight babe.” kanti sisazohlangana futhi eNembula. 😍

Wabhodla 🤢 uSisi 👩🏻 wase-Ladies House 🏛 etekisini, 🚐 salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” 👏🏻 Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”

Sisale sibambe ongezansi. 🤔

Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.

Uma kuliwa kwi-relationship, ubokwazi ukuthi yilona omnyama onochuku, badelela kabi o-tonight.

“Ngizokuthanda kuze kubuye uJesu.”

Nivele nihlukane 💔 kungakabuyi ngisho umalume oseGoli.