You’re short woman and you’re dating a short man
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Tell me who’s gonna change the light bulb when its get burned?
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If u think your life is tough😐
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Just know that somewhere someone is trying to read a Doctor’s prescription
Friendships without :
*Curse
*Hurt each other
*Sharing food
*Trust
*Help
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Are so boring…
Tebza was lying on his couch with his eyes closed… His brother in law went up to him and asked…
Pule:Are u sleeping??
Tebza:Why do u ask??
Pule:I was wondering if u could lend me three hundred rand.
Tebza:Well, let’s return to ur first question, I’m asleep. The answer is yes I have the money, so leave me alone!
You can’t be broke, jobless, single, homeless, ugly and uneducated at the same time… Please choose one struggle…
My phone was stolen in class and I told them to return it back
before I do something that I have done in johannesburg…
Classmates:What did u do at johannesburg?.??
Tebza:I bought a new phone!!!
A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why are you staring at me that way, havent you ever seen a naked woman?” The taxi driver replied, “No, I just wonder where you have my money.”
Eggs are so expensive these days Ayee…
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Month end I’m buying a pregnant chicken…
Tebza was interviewed after saving a very fat woman
from been beaten by a street kid.
Interviewer:Dude what inspired u to help out the woman??
Tebza:I saw posters all around town written “Save Our Rhinos “
Lebo:Bbe, I’m going to cook ur favorite tonight
Tebza:Ehhh since when u know how to cook beer?
Tebza:Babe, I want us to have three some…
Lebo:OK skadow, I’ll ask Lesego to show up, plus he is very good
Tebza:WTF(fainted)
Judge : “why did you steal the car?”
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Ronnie : “I had to get to work”
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Judge : “why didn’t you use the bus?”
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Ronnie : “I don’t have driver’s license for the bus”
I once went to the moon and i have so much experience
so i wouldn’t recommend you to attack me in slow motion.
If the person I want does not want me,
this means the one who want me won’t get me…
Eish someone roasted me in the group chat last night…
He said”The way u are so ugly ur parents dropped u at school
and they got arrested for land pollution “
Ronnie went to a girl and hugged her without any warning.
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Girl : “hey what was that?”
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Ronnie : “Direct Marketing”
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The girl then slaps Ronnie
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Ronnie : “hey what was that for?”
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Girl : “Customer feedback”