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Umqome ngoba ubone ma keys emoto
Only to realize they were gate key 😃😂😁
Kuyashisa today LA mpumalanga
Sengize ngi delete wonke ma picture ngicoke ma jezi (jacket)
Scoko siyancinca Lena sbali ibuya embabane
Lapha wena scoko nambhokane
Ngingumfati ngisebenta nalabanye bafati manje
Ngevelentine bangigabatisela lentinto
Labatsengelwe madvodza abo
Leyami indvodza nangiyicela kutsi ingitsengele something for valentine itsi yona
Inemali yokulima emabhontjisi
Manje majalamadzala ngibuta kutsi lendzodza iyangitsandza yini
Mbokane: lalela make indvodza yakho iyakutsandza ngobe lokwe valentine kwelilanga linye kani
Emabhontjisi nitawudla umnyaka wonke
Nale emsebentini uma bakhipha me tipho (gifts)
For valentine ukhiphe lamabhintjisi ( beans)
Uche what kind of embarrassment is this ?
I thought you said you were the G.M of you company
Yes BBY when I said G.m I meant gate man not general mananger
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na na na na
it’s called High Blood Pressure.
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven’t spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I’m talking to my wife
Given got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major DD Mabuza: What is this?
.
Given: major today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
Ube mubi utsi noma solahlekile
Bakuphike
If she laugh at everything you say
Its because she has fine teeth
EHH KONJE UTSINI NGESLUNGU
IF UTSI IMALI 💵 IHLANGENE ?
Utsi utitsandzela Sesi wase village.
Uftole kutsi yena utitsandzela kuya escojeni (emanti )
Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me
a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.
Abazali basifisela kutsi siphumelele
Kodwa thina s’phuma belele
I hate it when you’re sitting in the cinema
Ready to watch the movies
An the next thing you know
Boom human giraffe sits in front of you
