Her:Beb ulisema utanipeleka tour? Joker smoker: Apana nilisema Twa Twa😂

Unapoondoka duka bila kununua chochote na unajiambia “tenda kawaida, huna hatia”

Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The Continue Reading..

Ma sister, imagine walking in heaven and all the kids you aborted be like: “Jesu nangu lo”

Ukila raha andaa tumbo la kula shida Ipo siku swala atamla simba

Ile day utaenda chemist 💊kubuy Mara moja upate nni mzungu cjui utamwambia aje🚮😭😭

*🤣🤣🤣 uzuri wa mtaro🥥 ni eti ukimwaga💦 ndani kwa makosa na anze kulia unaweza ingiza kikombe☕ na uchote….🤣🤣🤣

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