Unapoondoka duka bila kununua chochote na unajiambia “tenda kawaida, huna hatia”

Ma sister, imagine walking in heaven and all the kids you aborted be like: “Jesu nangu lo”

Sometimes I really wonder, tulikiwa tunasoma kunyume ya nini ?

Demu:babe leo bata wap?? Boy:kwani wewe unataka tukale wap??? Demu:nataka tukale kwa hotel kubwa Boy:acha ufala leo bata kwani uja Continue Reading..

Kuna mtu huku ndani hananga kazi.. Yeye hushinda kuitisha pics za watu then ako zile za… Wow, nice, cute, sexy. Continue Reading..

Ati wakaba wana peda maji adi wakiabiwa i love you wanasema water suprise

Kopo la chooni ni la chooni tu,hata liwe jipya haliekwi kabatini.

Mamako anajua unanyonya vutu za kukojoa?