Kopo la chooni ni la chooni tu,hata liwe jipya haliekwi kabatini.

Ujinga nini? Ujinga ni pale napotoa 1 million kama mahari! Wakati aliyetoa bikra! Katulia hukoooo!

Kama anaringa sana usishinde ukijisumbua tuone kama atajikula😜😛😛😜

Unaringa unadhani nitakuwaza……unashtukia nishakusahau

Him: hae Her:moglobin Him: wacha hizo ww Her:zipi….unasemaje Him:unaitwa? Her:mzimu…uko nalaziada Him:Thai…Dina 😂😂😂😅

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Zamani wasichana walipika kama mama zao lakini saivi wanakunywa kama baba zao

My future wife si uje ama nifungue butchery na hizi ngombe za dowry