Sometimes I really wonder, tulikiwa tunasoma kunyume ya nini ?

Unapoondoka duka bila kununua chochote na unajiambia “tenda kawaida, huna hatia”

Corona ilifanya poa ku kam 2020. Ingekam kitu 2006.. Tungekaa tu indoors na nokia 1110..tukicheza game ya manyoka..hakuna selfles ata

Kua smart bro kupeleka dame si wako out then unamdrop kwao ni Kama kuweka token kwa meter ya lodging bro

My future wife si uje ama nifungue butchery na hizi ngombe za dowry

Wasee wasee kwenyu nyinyi n wengi hadi mumepewa title

Unataka nizae mtoto afanane na ww baba ake kwan mm nna kifuko cha uzazi ama mashine ya photocopy 😜😜

Madem wengi kasi ya n ya kufilter picha wapost kwa status na hawakumbuki lika yao inaelekeakumalisha ulezi