Girl: Hey. Don’t you mind me? Let’s weeksarry now! Boy: I’m not in the mood. I lost in earlier! Continue Reading..

Anak—Itay ilan po ba ang letter “C” sa Accessories dalawa??? . . Itay— Gawin munang tatlo para sigurado!!!!

TEACHER:OK Juan spell horse.. JUAN:h…o…r TEACHER:bilisan mo!!! JUAN:uhm….h..o…r TEACHER:naku..bilisan mo pa!! JUAN:hiya…tigidig..tigidig..tigidig…

“Kapag tatlo, threesome. Kapag dalawa, twosome. Kapag single, handsome. Kaya maraming gwapo na single.”

A child is a paslit to his brother coming up. Child: Brother, what do you eat? Brother: Hamburger. Paslit: Hamburger!? Continue Reading..

Excited na akong makita or mahawakan ka. “BAON”

HIKA-kung ang anak mo ay may hika painumin ng kumukulong mantika tanggal ang hika patay ang bata. . LIGALIG-kung ang Continue Reading..

Mama: When you go to your boyfriend’s house, don’t subo. And when he unzip? Cover! Tell me about the liveshow Continue Reading..