Worthless Useless Lazy Bastard Yes! That’s me

MAG SHADES KA KASI MINSAN, PARA DI KA MASILAW SA KAGWAPUHAN KO.

LOLO: Hoy apo, si Corazon lang ang NABABAGAY sayo dahil meron silang malawak na NIYOGAN! APO: Lolo naman, kailan pa Continue Reading..

Teacher: Class, give me a sentence. Felimon: Mam, ako po. Teacher: Sige, ikaw Felimon. Felimon: Mam is beautiful. Isn’t she Continue Reading..

Peter: Dad! There is a night swimming you can come with me? Father: Okay, son! Just don’t have a night, Continue Reading..

Me and my Mother kapag nakakakita ng Pulubi. Other Mom’s: Baby kapag laki mo magaral ka ng mabuti para di Continue Reading..

Yung pag may ALL OF THE ABOVE sa exam, feeling mo yun ang tamang sagot, tapos mali pala. -relate

– in the jeep Boknoy: Bro, are we not going to leave? Driver: not yet. Boknoy: we’re almost an hour Continue Reading..