Newsboy: you are a newspaper there! Two gays were deceived! Newspaper! Newspaper!
Gay: Hi! Can I buy a newspaper! How much?
NEWSBOY: Twelb pesos po.
Gay: (the newspaper has been explored) ” Hey! I don’t have mabasang two gays who were fooled here, huh!”
Newsboy: Newspaper! Newspaper! Three gays were deceived. You are a newspaper there!