“Hugoterong Bata” Anak: Nay? (Nakaharap sa libro) Nanay: Yes anak? (Habang Nagtutupi) Anak: Buti pa po kayo isang tawag lang Continue Reading..

Felimon: best friend, are you nagpatuli? Boknoy: of course, I’m more. Why are you? Felimon: it’s not yet. I’d like Continue Reading..

Swimming pool. 2% water. 3% chlorine. 95% ihi, libag, dura, laway, dumi, sipon at iba pang elemento. Tanong, maliligo ka Continue Reading..

Mama: When you go to your boyfriend’s house, don’t subo. And when he unzip? Cover! Tell me about the liveshow Continue Reading..

Guro:why are you absent? Juan:mam meron po akong CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASE. Guro:cge nga spell mo ang sakit mo. Juan:joke lang po.UBO Continue Reading..

Juan: dok, may problema po ako.. tuwing alas syete po ng umaga dumudumi ako.. Doktor: oh anong problema dun?? Juan: Continue Reading..

LOLO: Hoy apo, si Corazon lang ang NABABAGAY sayo dahil meron silang malawak na NIYOGAN! APO: Lolo naman, kailan pa Continue Reading..

Tatlong tao na walang ka chat. 1. Ikaw 3. Ikaw ulit 3. Ikaw nalang parati