Teacher: Whats your favourite subject?
Maria: Eversince i was a child my favorite subject is science
Teacher: Wow! Bakit science?
Maria: Eh kasi po hndi siya English mam.
Teacher: Siguro naman gusto mung grumaduate diba?
Maria: Oo naman ma’am..
Teacher: Kung ganon umayos ka ng sagot. Bakit science?
Maria: B’coz i really love to talk about heavenly bodies,
Teacher: Interesting, Anyway whats your favorite planet?
Maria: Mercury.
Teacher: Why is it mercury?
Maria: dahil sa Mercury nakakasiguradong gamot ay lagng bago.
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Teacher: (napipikon) Eto kapag ito hindi mu pa sineryoso ewan ko nalang!
Maria: Sige po magseseryoso na ma’am..
Teacher: Ok..if you will b’come an animal what kind of animal would you want to be?
Maria: Amphibian?
Teacher:w Why amphibian?
Maria :Because they can live both water and lands.
Teacher: (naamaze sa sagot ni Maria) Ok. If that so. Give me an example of amphibian.
Maria: A frog?!
Teacher: Ok, very good! Another one!
Maria: Another frog.