1•The only woman who knows where his
husband is every time, is a widow.

2•Intelligence is like underwear,you need to
have it but not necessary to show it off.

3•No girl is single. You either snatch her from
another man or share her with another. Being
the greatest shareholder is the key here.

4•Life is the most difficult exam. Everyone is
trying to copy the other not realizing that
everyone has a different question paper.

5•A naked man is never afraid of pick-pocketing.

6•Never leave the one you love for the one you
like because the one you like will leave you for
the one they love.

7•Do the do’s before the do does you.

8•A farmer who plants corn by the roadside and
a man who marries a beautiful woman are in
the same problem.

9•Be good to people until you make a million,
after that they will be good to you.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your
balance, you must keep moving.