Me:mom our kettle is not working we should throw it at the dump site Mom:why? Me:because its useless Mom:wena did Continue Reading..

Girl : Baby can you speak Italian? Because you always watching their soccer. Boy : Yeah I understand everything Girl Continue Reading..

WIFE: “Dont take my car today coz i wanna go shopping” HUBBY: “Honey, u kip reffering to everything in the Continue Reading..

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that Continue Reading..

Insecure guy . Guy: bae where are you??? Girl: I’m in church love ! Guy: Give Jesus the phone.

When i get married I’ll call my wife photosynthesis i don’t care what it means but is sounds romantic

Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??

A Teenage Girl Was Chatting On Facebook. Stranger: “Hey Pretty! Could You Give Me Your Mail Id?” Girl: “Oh Sure, Continue Reading..