Why don’t monkey’s use pocket watches ? because they don’t wear pants silly

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If You can’t swim just chill outside the pool. Stop walking in a pool like you are an invigilator.

Drinking garri doesn’t make you poor but allowing swallow is poverty

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dancing in front of the mirror is fun not until someone saw you.