1. Tell your WIFE *”I LOVE YOU”*. She will say *”I LOVE YOU TOO”.* 2. Tell her *”I MISS YOU”.* Continue Reading..

Valentines is coming and short girls will be out there wearing red dresses … And be looking like fire extinguishers.

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they “Hey what are you doing here ” and Continue Reading..

Black parents be like: “How do you fail Mathematics when I bought you a new blazer?”

My girlfriend said I must delete my Facebook account or she’s leaving me So I’ll be back guys; let me Continue Reading..

Somewhere out there, your girlfriend is telling a GTI guy that you passed away last year

[Me As A Parent] •°•°•°•°•°• My Son: Can I Watch TV Dad?😊 Me: Yes, but don’t turn it on

Santa’s Wife faints. He phones for ambulance. “Address?” “Eucalyptus rd” “Spell it please” . “I’ll drag her to Oak rd Continue Reading..