Wife hit her husband (Rich) with her frying pan
Rich: “what was that for…?”
Wife: “I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it”
Rich: “I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse”
Wife: “Oh sorry”
(Next day wife hit him with her frying pan again)
Rich: “What now…?”
Wife: “Your horse is on the phone