Imagine Going To Heaven And All The Kids You’ve Been Aborting Says “There She Goes!!!”.

“I’ll see you in court” is just the grown up version of “I’m going to tell my mom

You having a nice laugh with a nurse in a taxi then all of sudden she says “HIV needs you Continue Reading..

I saw a burglar breaking into his own house, I said what are you doing? He said working from home.

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Raise Your Hand if You Write “Etc” in Exams Because You Don’t Remember Other Examples

A friend said to me “I really want to go to medical school, but it takes at least seven years–and Continue Reading..

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