Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas this year is a fat bank account and slim body. Please don’t mix Continue Reading..

I want to open a crèche so I can beat my exs children

Dating two short girls at the same time is not cheating. Look at it ½ + ½ = 1

Yaz Some girls have no chill shame. They take pictures in expensive restaurants and crop out the guy who bought Continue Reading..

In a bus, two women were fighting over a seat, and the angry driver shouted, “ok ok, the ugly one Continue Reading..

They Dont Crop You Out Anymore, They Just Put An Emoji On Your Face

There was a man who used to cross the border,from S A to Zim. Every month he would be on Continue Reading..

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it