I was sitting on the bus, then i tapped the lady in front of me and said “Excuse me, I think you have some ejaculate on the back of your jacket”. She looked around shocked and said “Oh! No, it’s probably just yoghurt from my breakfast”. “No no” I said….I don’t ejaculate yoghurt”.
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