I used to think that people with big lips speaks in capital letters

Don’t borrow money and start acting like a drunkard when it’s time to pay it back

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” Continue Reading..

I regret introducing my mom to Candy Crush. She didn’t cook last night.

When you’re ugly you’re ugly the is Nothing can change that.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it

Got examined by the Doctor. He said, “Can’t find anything wrong, it must be the drink.” Me: “OK, I’ll come Continue Reading..

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