Ey I Haven’t Watched Soccer For A While Yooh… Please Is Roman Reigns Still Playing For Manchester City

*inbox* Her: Babe I’m pregnant Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here

Why did the cat eat the cheese because it thought it was the rat

Sometimes people ask stupid questions like :two people living in a house Her: is this your shirt? Him: ofcouse if Continue Reading..

Thug:Put the money in the bag, or you’ll be geography… Tebza:I think you meant to history sir… Thug:Don’t change the Continue Reading..

All slim girls please gather here, I need a new broom.

A Universal Philosophical Refutation A philosopher once had the following dream. First Aristotle appeared, and the philosopher said to him, Continue Reading..

Even if your Girlfriend doesn’t ask you Money, give her money.. Women need to be given money. It makes them Continue Reading..