Being ugly sucks, you take 10 selfies and delete 12

My ex was like : “Rich can we meat?” And i was like: “No, we can cabbage”

June 6 vs 4 Who ever bathed during summer shall not bother themselves with bathing this winter

What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea? TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small Continue Reading..

Ronnie walked into a bar and saw that cheeseburgers cost R30, Hotdogs R20 and a Handjob R40. He walks towards Continue Reading..

English chicks times The Best of the Thing . Her: John is a rich man

Girl: my right leg is lunch my left leg is dinner, what have will you have? Boy: I will like Continue Reading..

boyfriends message : Babe I was involved in an accident Palesa took me to the hospital😭. the doctors say I’m Continue Reading..