Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?
– How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?
– If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
– Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
– Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?
– How come Noses run and Feet smell?
– Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?
– What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
I can never find the answers, can you?