I wonder if God knows Woolworths sells his Avocados R22 each.

If your girlfriend is pretty and a lot of guys want her, that’s another reason to keep her and treat Continue Reading..

I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.

Sir Lesley: owk class, I want to see how creative you are; write a statement and put “Green, pink and Continue Reading..

15 years from now, I can see myself living in a mansion with a handsome engineer with 2 kids. The Continue Reading..

LIFE IS SO UNFAIR. When someone dies, the relatives cry. But when he rises from death, they run away.

Are U 18 yrs & above? Do u have a valid ID passport? Can U speak English & any other Continue Reading..

Charyolo : Sir Here is a letter from my father explaining why i wasn’t in school yesterday Teacher: But This Continue Reading..