1.Wife : “why r u home so early?”�

Hubby :
“My boss said go to hell!”

2.Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she’s out of town

3. Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

4.No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood

5.Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

6.Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

7.It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.

8.Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

9.Q- You know why women love shoes?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..

10. Q- Why can’t Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..

11.Q- Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers..

12.Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..

13.Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..

14.The woman who invented the phrase “All men
are the same” was a Chinese woman who lost
her husband in a crowd.

15.There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen. Some have
girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what
happened=))�

16.Wives are
magicians. ….. . . . . . . . . . . They
can change anything into an
argument

17.Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man
replied: Women don’t have a wife!
True or false?