Tell the devil that today is not your day, and tomorrow is not looking good either.

Santa in Chinese Restaurant Waiter- Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue & Frog’s Legs . . Santa- Don’t tell Continue Reading..

DJ PHIRI 😇💿🎙 Journalist: When Did you Start your Career of Mixing?😇😇😇 Phiri: At Primary School!😎😎😎 Journalist: Really? So amazing.😃😃😃 Continue Reading..

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

Heineken=R20 Brick=R3 Someone is going to drink 8 rooms in December

Ronnie : “mommy am i ugly?” – Mom : ” Ronnie i told you not to call me mom in Continue Reading..

My gf caught me kissing her sister💏….. She is now boiling water💦🍵… I think she’s making tea for us

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they “Hey what are you doing here ” and Continue Reading..