I was in a 🚕taxi yesterday
when I suddenly realized I
desperately needed to fart. The taxi driver
was playing a very loud music , the music was so loud, so I timed my fart with the
beat of the music, I was releasing
the fart alongside the music so
that nobody would hear the
sound of the fart, although it was
loud too. . When I finished, I
started feeling better, but I
looked around and noticed that
everyone in the taxi
frowned and was staring at me. .
Then I suddenly remembered
that f*ck I was listening to the music
with my Earphones.