If he always get home at 04:00am or 05:30am never ever call him your boyfriend or husband but an alarm⏰. Continue Reading..

Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls Bestie, and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!

Smartest thing ever done by Banta: He set his password as “incorrect”. So whenever he forgets, computer automatically reminds him. Continue Reading..

Me as a husband introducing my wife and kids in a ceremony* Me: this is my first wife Her: and Continue Reading..

My Friends will be posting Motivational quotes on social media but I know them real Life They don’t have sense!!!😂

Mother: “Nyaa mtanami I have a confession to make. I should have told you long ago but I didn’t know Continue Reading..

Maybe if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.

7year old’s having Iphones.. when I was 7 I had a plastic phone that went tring tring, whoof whoof, can Continue Reading..