A man went into a restaurant and ordered
his meal. When the waitress came out with
his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb
stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go.
She then brought out his chili, and again her
thumb was in the food. He let it go again.
When she brought out his hot fudge
sundae, her thumb was in the fudge and
this was too much for him. “WTF,” said the
man, “get your damn thumb out of my
food!’ “Well, I injured it a while ago and the
doctor said I should keep it warm.” “Why
don’t you just shove it up your ass?” the
man said angrily. “That’s what I do when
I’m in the kitchen.”