Tell a Lady: “I had a dream about you” They always think it’s about s*x ~•~ And be like: “Girl, Continue Reading..

My sister when your rent is due then; Boom! Your sugar daddy dies. I swear you will cry more than Continue Reading..

My GF asked me today For my facebook password, . . . We laughed and laughed and laughed… . . Continue Reading..

She was my daily crush until She posted: “Imagine stealing the meat and forgetting to put the pot door

Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, A Sin, Or Doesn’t Text Back

Yaz abe mubi umuntu angafanelwa ama’Earphone

Delete all your music and leave only onesongand see how it feelslike to date one person..!

Acting Surprised When You Get a Plate Of Food At Someone’s House is Very important