Some girls can lie! Girls will be there saying “if u leave me I will die, I will kill myself, Continue Reading..

Malema: Jacob zuma what is a country next to USA? Jacob Zuma: USB

My relatives: When are you getting married? ~•~•~ Me: On my wedding day!

A married woman entered a Pharmacy, she walked to the Pharmacist looked straight into his eyes and said: ‘I would Continue Reading..

You are online i am online you know what does that mean?? We are sleeping alone no bae

She Left Note On Fridge- It’s Not Working! Can’t Take It Anymore. He Opened D Fridge, The Beer Was Cold Continue Reading..

I’m that typpa boyfriend that would take ur phone n delete a sms of a job interview

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.