Ex: hey i miss you, him: hi i can’t talk now I’m at a funeral, Ex: ooh I’m so sorry Continue Reading..

Wheen u thought u have seen it all then boom a chinese guy with a gold tooth

Boyfriend: Hey Can u ve The moon of my life😑 Girlfriend: Why not babe yes of course😊😊😊😊👅🍆💯! Boyfriend: Okay Stay Continue Reading..

Ladies you must always get married to older men than you so that when you lose your beauty, he is Continue Reading..

Sitting next to you doing nothing means absolutely everything to me.

*Those of you who used to call the teacher when there was a free period*, *hope you’re working at world Continue Reading..

When I die, don’t come to my grave to tell me how much you love me and how much you Continue Reading..

Propaganda who is foolish enough to trade land for a mirror if you see your reflection on water everytime you Continue Reading..