They drop their phones in the toliet, put it in their rice container and then invite you for dinner

If your boyfriend doesn’t reply your text, he’s either sleeping or reading Bible📖. ~•~ We Men Don’t Cheat..!

That moment when you crack a joke in front of your wife and in laws then your maid replies… “You’re Continue Reading..

The day I’ll get a hug with my Crush 😍.. I swear they’ll have to separate me from her with Continue Reading..

I never repeat my mistakes twice, I make it like five or six, you know, just to make sure.

When the broom realises that a mop is now ready to wipe the floor, it accuse the floor of looking Continue Reading..

Can we meet? If they have not ask you this question in Facebook, my sister your ugliness is beyond makeup

Whoever Is Incharge Of Making Sure I Don’t Get In Trouble!!😐 • You’re Now Fired 😏😏