I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they “Hey what are you doing here ” and Continue Reading..

Her:Bbe Him:yes love❤ Her:I’m pregnant Him:buh we used protection Her:wa phapha who said the baby is yours??

She cant cook, clean, iron or wash…the only thing she knows is to be on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram 24/7…and Continue Reading..

I Think Women, Who Eat Soil While Pregnant Are The Ones That Give Birth To Builders And Brick Layers

Anytime i smoke weed, i see my self as a nollywood Star

“All men are dogs” says the gender that got us kick out of heaven.

Boyfriend: Hey Can u ve The moon of my life😑 Girlfriend: Why not babe yes of course😊😊😊😊👅🍆💯! Boyfriend: Okay Stay Continue Reading..

If girls can cheat on soldiers, people carrying AK47’s and grenates What about u thabo with yure laptop bagg Txt😒😏